A Letter from the CatZ
Do you know the week of THksGiVng? Do you want to PLaY with uz?
R owner is goING on VaCa$hun and leeving uz all aloooone. We R LOONEly and SAD and DeSTRUCTv. We HAZ howse to Rselvs! PARtyTimez!
Want 2 PLAY gamz with UZ? We R FUN to the MAX. Lots of ruF-housing and nite-time romps.
We wud let you sleep sometimeZ in the DAY.
We are full of cuddleZ and purrZ. We wud be quiet 4 u WRK.
We CONTROL UR MIND. U luv us. U mis us. U come clean R litter box.