Uninspired Hair Day
This is my new hair. It’s sort of a shaggy mullet. All the rage I guess. Not that I’m the type to follow trends. I just do what my hairdresser says. Like let her talk me into growing out my bangs AGAIN. I seem to like torture.
Now here’s a list because I have no inspiration today.
1. Toby’s mom is back home.
2. It took me three hours and fifty-seven customer service representatives to get her phone connected again.
3. Meals on Wheels refuses to deliver her food because she has a kitchen.
3.5 She doesn’t even have the strength to get to her kitchen.
4. Crazy Landlady will not look at me as I come down the stairs in the morning.
5. Our new neighbors seem cool. They painted their garage floor today.
5. The Things have lice.
6. I itch, but I do not have lice.
7. I suck at learning Moveable Type just like I suck at learning French
8. I need an overdraft protection abuse support group.
9. Toby is watching the most annoying cop show in the background while I type this.
10. I cannot think while the stupid annoying cop show is distracting me.