Serpenises and fangirls and ants, oh my!
Have you been to the fair yet this summer? I’ve been three times. Except one of those times doesn’t count because we couldn’t actually get inside. Parking was insane. We circled the fairgrounds for a mind-numbing half-an-hour in traffic and one by one, every single parking lot closed on us. I think there are five or six lots and all of them filled up right before our eyes when we were two or three cars from the entrance. It was maddening.
Then we attempted to park in the college parking lot across the street and one by one those spots disappeared right before we could get to them too. We pushed further out to a metered lot and finally found one spot. We didn’t have any quarters so we bummed eight of them off this really nice lady who refused to take our cash. Pay it forward she said. Then with quarters finally in hand we discovered that our meter, the very last meter, was jammed. It just wasn’t meant to be. We gave up and went home with sad faces. Of course promising the kids we’d come back the next week they were with us and we’d definitely leave early to beat the rush. Defeated, we stopped for Panda Express for dinner on the way home and paid our eight quarters forward to a cashier who thought we were tipping her.
The next week we did make it back and we left early enough to get an actual parking spot. We had a great time eating fair food, checking out the baby animals, the wood working room and of course getting henna tattoos. The girls wanted matching Riverdale tattoos on their forearms and with a little extra cash they found an artist willing to try it. They were so proud of their tattoos BUT when they were done we got hustled into a crowd and Bug bumped her arm on my purse or something and the “t” in “serpent” got smudged so that it looked like an “i.” Southside Serpenis was just not gonna work. Back we went and while the artists in the booths tried to smother laughter, they fixed the “i” back into a “t.” I thought it was pretty funny too. Bug was mortified.
My parents are selling their home in the Sticks finally. They’ve been wanting to move since forever and they actually have almost sold their property. Cross your fingers, say a prayer that the escrow closes. We went out there to help with packing some boxes and pick my mom up to take her to Cat Con.
It was about 110 degrees. Well, not 110 but it really doesn’t feel much different from 101 to 120 when you’re in the thick of it. It’s hot and miserable and the worst time to be moving. I can’t even humble brag about helping them because I only helped them one day while they have selfless church friends (and my aunts) who have been helping them for MONTHS! I am so thankful for their friends (and my aunts). We might not get along or agree on some pretty big things that keep us at odds but we definitely agree on loving my parents.
It was kind of bittersweet to say goodbye to my parent’s property. While I’m so happy they are getting the hell out of dodge and leaving the meth heads and drug dealers behind for a quiet gated retirement community on the other side of town, I will miss their giant green park-like front yard. I’ve taken so many pictures of those red chairs in the shade. Bug has played on the swing set and picked tomatoes from their garden since she was old enough to hobble around. We will definitely miss all their fruit trees and abundant tomato garden. But they won’t miss the old mobile home with the floor that was falling through!
It will be a good move for them. They are moving way out in the country by some mountains near a state park that we can explore. Their community has a big olympic-sized pool that hosts aqua-aerobic classes that will be awesome for my mom. I can’t wait to visit and take the kids there to swim. Since they are way way out in the sticks now, they will be in prime coyote territory so my dad has to build a giant cattery for their eight cats. It will be fun. I look forward to helping him design it.
It was quite timely that we were going to Cat Con and we had an extra ticket for my mom. It was supposed to be me and the girls going (because we had so much fun last time) but Joon couldn’t go because she is taking a vacation with her mom. My mom was happy to oblige for cattery research purposes and for free cat food. My mom loooooves free stuff, which may or may not be why it’s taking them MONTHS to move.
Whenever Bug and I lost her in the crowds of Cat Con we’d just look for the nearest free cat food booth and find my mom there filling out some form. She had a blast.
And so did we! One of my favorite things about Cat Con is checking out all the illustrators. Someday I’d love to have a booth there and illustrate a bunch of cats. I know I could do it. I’m just in an owl phase right now but you know I have a few cat characters in me too.
Anyway, we stopped by the Emily the Strange booth and I actually got to meet the artist, Rob Regur! I was shy because I’ve been a fangirl since forever. Finally on the second swing by his booth I got up the courage to ask for an autograph. It helped that Bug was shelling out some funds for a really cool cat-scratch black sweatshirt for herself. He was super nice and even drew me a picture! Of course I put my foot in my mouth and said something stupid about liking him since I was twelve, which is totally not true because he is only 50 and I am 46. I got my age wrong. It just felt like I’ve been a fan since I was 12 but it was probably more like I was a fan since college. Whatever. Fangirl brain has dumb.
Speaking of illustrating I have had a brilliant idea. What about Christmas Postcards! I was going to make cards for Christmas this year and sell them in my shop but as you probably know if you follow me on Instagram, I have a thing for postcards. I like to draw and write at least one a day. So why not make Christmas postcards! Who needs an envelope? I always struggle with filling up all that white space in a card anyway. It’s wasted! A postcard is nice because you only have enough room to scrawl a few lines. So that’s my plan.
I’m thinking Little Hoo Christmas cards. Though I would totally use the Papa Hoo card all year around. I might add a few more designs (Christmas Fairy for Gingermog and Stringing Popcorn and Cranberries for Heather..) or I might not. Still thinking on it. Of course I’ll brand up the backside with some cutesy SAJ style.
I was also thinking about making some SueBee cards. Remember her? She’s inspired by my mom. Which style do you like better? Vector on the left or sketchy on the right. I like the vector style better personally but Bug likes the sketchy style. I’m torn. Bug usually has good taste.
You know what else is happening this summer? ANTS. It has been the summer of the Great Ant Conquest. They are out to take over our house with a vengeance. I swear they will probably outlive us and slowly eat our entire house bite by bite. Everyday we find new trails and spend hours spraying them with poison and then cleaning up their trails of dead bodies.
I can thank the ants for my sparkling clean pantry that is now all reorganized and purged of anything with a sugar content. In fact, I got so into cleaning and reorganizing that I asked Payam to build me small shelves in the giant shelves that I used to always lose things in and he did! It is soooo much better. It’s amazing how now I can see everything in the pantry at one time and I don’t have to dig. It’s the best thing ever. So I guess having an ant problem has it’s perks.
We think they have a colony in the attic so we will be calling an exterminator and taking care of that soon.
That pretty much wraps up this summer as I know it. As Cody says, Stay cool, dudes!
I only have five cats. You have the sixth. Use terro on the ants. That’s what dad uses and he was a bug man, remember? The ants might be coming from a crack in the cement
Alison Z. (alibaba520 on IG)
Vector, sorry Bug.
Hey girl I can’t keep up with all the updates on your blog and I’m loving it!
OMG (now I’m being a fan girl) you met the guy behind Emily Strange! I totally love this comic & wore an Emily the Strange shirt for way longer than I probably should have ummm 30’s? I’m young at heart, that’s my defence.
I’m going to miss your posts about your parents back yard too, the red chairs, the lemons, the marathon making sessions. I’m glad they are down sizing and moving to a new place as you’ve mentioned that their neighbourhood is not so good. Cayotes sound rather alarming, my cousins place on the outskirts of Vancouver has them too & when I was staying with her I’d here them prowling on the deck outside, yikes! Although how exciting to be so close to nature and new places to explore. I’m glad for you guys that they are not moving several states away.
Tell me about ants! At least they are not the flying sort they gross me out. We have ants in my studio and I’m paranoid it’s my bin they are after and I’m being scrupulous about not leaving old orange peelin it or somesuchness that ants find tasty. Payam is an awesome handy guy, I imagine you feel good having an organised pantry.Presently we are remodelling our tiny studio kitchenette, you’d think it being a small space it would be easy… but no siree, it’s been six weeks now camping out & using a portable electric hob to cook ( although I am blessed as I know many in the world have less). Ikea/white goods deliveries & electrician avalabilities have made the process slower than we anticipated. Harvey is currently staying with us helping us install the plumbing. Yea for Dad’s who are handy at everything & are willing to drive 125 miles or so to help out grown children. Cross fingers I have a working sink by the end of today as at the moment I’m washing up in the bathroom ;) Maybe even the washing machine will be hooked up but I like laundrettes.
Love you guys,
Vector. Also….is there a typo in the title? Or is my mind just dirty?
No typo. That’s what her tattoo really said when she smudged the t. :P
Ha ha, that’s a pretty good oops!
I agree, Terro ant baits really work. We use them whenever we have an ant invasion.
I like the sketchy style :-)
I love how Joon’s tattoo is lit up like it’s on fire.
I’m with Bug – I like the sketchy one.
Your mom is adorable.
If they are sugar ants, try splenda to get rid of them. They takr it back to thr nest, but cant process it and all die.