• do me a favor,  my books

    Aaaaaaaallll the books!

    I’ve written and illustrated a lot of books. Many of them are very short. A lot of them are easy readers that are only 8 to 16 pages long. Some of them are Spanish translations that were not even translated by me. When people say Wow, you’ve written over 80 books! I have to shrug it off.  It isn’t that many.  I just kept plugging away, you know? That’s what you do when you are a single mom, working from home. You plug away.  I could have written a lot more and I am still working on more… I could have written more masterpieces and spent more time on the details. I hope to do that in the future.

    In the meantime, I’m looking for reviews. Reviews can make or break a book and where these books are sold (Amazon and Barnes and Noble online) books without reviews are books that are lost in no man’s land. They are just sitting out there all sad and morose in the dust with the tumbleweeds, wishing someone would read them.  Poor books. So I’m asking my friends and family and you guys for some love in the form of a review or two!  Just a few sentences. You don’t even have to write nice sentences though that would be best, of course. People do sometimes actually read the reviews and sometimes bad reviews can be more helpful than good reviews. Though bad reviews kill me slowly and painfully so don’t leave one if you don’t have to.

    The nitty gritty is that the more reviews there are, the more of a chance my books have of moving up the chart on Amazon.  I admit not a lot of these books bestsellers but some of them could be. Some of them I’m really proud of. I’ll go on about them below if you have the time to keep reading.

    If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read these books for FREE on most days!   Just a few sentences and I would be eternally grateful! I wish I could offer something in exchange for a review but that’s totally frowned upon and probably illegal.

    Without further ado, may I present:


    Professor McNasty’s Collection of Slimes
    Be Mine
    Secret Agent Josephine in Paris
    Hey, Kitty Kitty!
    ABC Flashcards
    Secret Agent Josephine’s Numbers
    Good Night, Kitty Kitty!
    Snackle the Snake Likes to Snack
    My Good Dog
    My Cat is Sad
    My Cat, My Dog
    My Cat is Fat
    My Cat Sits
    Cody Eats
    Cody Eats Everything
    Cody Poops
    Cody Poops Everywhere
    Cody Sheds
    Cody Sheds Everywhere
    Cody Barks
    Cody Barks at Everyone
    Knock Knock Boo Who?
    It’s Snot Fair!
    Knock Knock, Moo Who?
    Knock Knock, Lettuce In!
    Knock Knock, Blub Blub!
    You are the Coolest
    Knock Knock, Red, White, and Blue!
    Too School for Cool
    Knock Knock, Woof Woof!
    Knock Knock, Olive You!
    Knock Knock, Meow Meow!
    Merry Christmas, Little Hoo!
    Who’s Coming for Dinner, Little Hoo?
    Happy Birthday, Little Hoo!
    Who’s There, Little Hoo?
    Little Hoo Goes to the Beach
    Little Hoo Goes to School
    Happy Easter, Little Hoo!
    Little Hoo has the Flu
    Little Hoo Gets the Wiggles Out
    Little Hoo Goes Camping
    It’s Not About You, Little Hoo!
    Good Night, Little Hoo (Coming soon!)
    Little Hoo Makes Valentines
    Time to Get Ready, Bunny!
    Time for Bed, Bunny!
    Time to Eat, Bunny!
    Time for Bunny (A bundle of all three Bunny books)
    Kat Wears
    Kat Makes
    Kat Goes
    Kat Likes
    Kat Reads
    Nat Plays Baseball
    Nat Can Code
    Kat Rides
    Nat Can Help (link not working for some reason)
    Raj Pets
    Buddy Licks
    No, Bandit!
    Raj Gets a Puppy
    Raj Plays Soccer
    Last Day of School
    Bandit Plays
    Lemonade Stand
    Where are You?
    Ballet Lessons for Su
    Su Sings
    Su Sees
    Nat Visits the Museum
    Ready for the Test
    Buddy is a Puppy
    Su and Kat
    Bandit Naps
    Wet Dog
    Buddy Plays Fetch
    Raj Cleans Up
    Nat and Raj
    Bandit Eats Grass
    A Bath for Bandit

    Let’s talk about them!


    Professor McNasty’s Collection of Slimes. This book was written by my co-partner at Mettaprints’ husband, Chris Bickley. I told him I wanted to write a book about slime because my girls were really into slime back then. Joon used to beg for it daily. I hated slime because it got on everything. It stuck everywhere, I was constantly trying to get it out of backpacks, clothes, sheet, and rugs… it was such a pain in the neck trend back then. Do you remember? Chris turned out to be a pretty good poet and he turned out this yarn quickly. Illustrating it took a lot longer but it was fun. I only wish steam actually worked on slime. Wouldn’t that be amazing? We were inspired by Dr. Seuss’s Cat in the Hat story where the parents leave the house and all hell breaks loose.

    Be Mine is literally a book form of the “valentags” I made way back in the day. I tried to find a link to those old Valentine tags but it seems to be missing. Some people have given this book a bad review because it’s super simple. Just one phrase and one picture on each page. When I made it I imagined it would be swish-through electronic book that you would send your sweetheart over the phone. Good idea but maybe not worth spending money on for the print version. I wish it was a board book. It would be fabulous as a board book that toddlers could chew on. Sadly, my publisher doesn’t make board books.

    Secret Agent Josephine in Paris  Ah, an oldie but a goodie. This was my first real story book and a labor of love. Sadly it didn’t sell well. I’m super proud of the illustrations though and the story is cute. Writing a spy story is tricky because spies can be well, to put it plainly: very bad people and I didn’t want to write about SAJ poisoning someone or sneaking into government buildings to take pictures of top secret documents. I also didn’t want to write about the blueberry caper stealing pies so I was kinda stuck plot wise and maybe it shows. But I do love that I got to include so many real life references. My brother is the evil art thief. Bug comes with me on a trip to all the touristy spots in Paris… it’s fun. I think it’s cute and definitely worth it for the print version if you collect picture books about Paris like I do.

    Colors I like this one. It’s simple but I love the illustrations if do say so myself. I was working with gradients a lot back then.  I’ve kinda let gradients and shading go by the wayside in efforts to speed up the illustration process. That’s the thing about me, I’m a quick illustrator. Oftentimes too quick. But when we were making these books, the digital book industry was brand new and we had to act fast to stay at the lead. It was good advice for back then. Now I’d probably go a lot slower and add more detail but at the end of the day did emotion I wanted to convey come across? I think so. Quick can be good too.

    Hey, Kitty Kitty! Funny fun fact about this book: the artwork I have says “Here Kitty Kitty.” That was the first version of this book but they changed it to “Hey Kitty Kitty” after it was published. Maybe there was already a book called “Here Kitty Kitty,” I’m not sure. Also, the Kindle version of this book is black because black looks really cool on screen but not so great in print. We decided pink was nice for print. I don’t have many pink books so this one is special to me. I also love this book because some of the spreads are designed vertically and you have to turn the book to read them. Other readers hate this. I think it’s cool. I also like that the color palette is very simple. What can I say? I was a graphic designer before I was an illustrator. Simple lines and colors mean a lot to me. :)

    ABC Flashcards Remember the flashcards I made for Bug and all you readers chimed in and we came up with what I should illustrate for each letter together? Wasn’t that amazing? I think that was one of the best things I ever did on this blog. Of course, that was a million years ago and probably not many of those original readers and commenters are still here but oh, the memories!  That was something else. They hit right at Christmas time and it was before the big crash of 2008 when we all lost all our money. Oh, those were good times. Back when pandemics were things of fiction… Sigh.  Anyway, this book is just those cards made into a book. If you want to keep all your alphabet cards in a book, it’s handy! If you want to swipe through the alphabet on a tablet and not play 26-card pick-up, it’s handy!  If your toddler likes to eat alphabet cards…well, you know where I’m going with this.

    I’m going to stop there because this is the mother of all posts and I’ll come back tomorrow with another grouping of books. To those of you who are just here for the tea and gossip, I’m sorry. We’ll get back to our regularly scheduled posting in about two years.

    Just kidding! I’ll be back.

    In the meantime, be a pal and leave me a review. I’ll love you forever. (I already do!)


  • Life Lessons,  Moody Blues,  raving lunatic rant,  spilling my guts,  word-driven-blogging



    I have been lagging so badly. I think all I do is lag. Why so much lag!!!??? I don’t know. I think I just feel overwhelmed with life and time is a concept that doesn’t make sense. Years of content go by in my head and nothing gets written. And you all wonder why there are crickets chirping on this side of the internet. Because I am overwhelmed with lag!!!  I’m still here. I’m just stuck on a lag! I can’t seem to get over it.


    I have several blog posts to write. They are all swirling in my head.  My publisher has tasked me to write a link-heavy post about all the books I have written. I need to ask for reviews for them to beat the amazon algorithm. (I hate algorithms except when they work for me and then I love them.) She asked me to write it weeks ago and here I am sitting on it while I stress about not being able to pay my bills. I am shooting myself in the foot.  So that’s coming. Where my reviewers at?!


    I also need to write an epic post about my new relationship and how it’s spanned 30 years. Thirty years!!!  It’s a doozy. I don’t even think I can do it justice.  I could write a book about this love story. Maybe I should. Maybe I will someday.


    I also need to write a post about CC coming to visit and all the fun we had visiting our old haunts. I love having family around. I miss having a big family. There’s more to that than meets the eye.


    I also need to write about the job I didn’t get and the huge crush to my ego that job hunting at fifty is… I think I just need to check in. I need to throw myself on the screen and see what comes out.

    I think this post will be about rallying. It’s been a theme lately.

    You know when you are low and you realize it’s not getting you anywhere? You cry and there’s snot and you blow your nose and notice that your breath is bad because all the acid in your stomach is trying to escape…and while you are noticing all these things in the present, you realize you have two options: crawl into bed, and continue this luxury of sadness and pretend not to exist while still feeling all the feelings OR find something distracting to throw yourself into and trick your brain into thinking life is still worth living.

    Wow, that sounds like depression.

    I recently finished listening to “Maybe You Should Talk to Someone” by Lori Gottlieb. It’s sooooo good. I think I might even need to read it again because invariably I was walking and listening at the same time and sometimes I zoned out in my own thoughts or got distracted by the sunrise or a squirrel or something and I probably missed a jewel of truth.  There are so many jewels in this book! Every single chapter held so much helpful thought. I can’t rave about it enough.  Go read it now.

    Maybe rallying is a distraction, the act of covering up something deeper and darker that we are not ready to deal with. That’s fair. It’s a coping mechanism that has a side benefit of action. So many times I’ve been in a really low place and I’ve pulled out some strength from somewhere deep inside myself that I didn’t even know I had and moved my brain two inches to the right to a better place against its own will. I found my mojo there. I faked it until I made it. I found the courage to wipe away my tears and see a brighter side. It’s just keeping on keeping. Dress up, show up. All the cliches! Life is sucky. This world is sucky but it would be a shame not to hang in there for the brilliant times, the fun times, the best of times… it’s not time to give up.

    Feeling the feelings is important too. Finishing the cycle of a feeling lets you move on to the next one. So let’s feel the feels and rally. All the feels, all the rallies. Kumbaya. La la la.

    I should note that while I’ve had some big sad feelings lately, I’ve also had some really big happy feelings. That’s life, right? I hope you are feeling all the big feelings too.