Oh How I Love the Buggaboo

Oh How I Love the Buggaboo

It’s just the thinger-roo
for wheeling around the house with ease
when you’ve got things to do.
Don’t mind the corners and too small doors
this stroller goes with you on all your chores!
Take a shower, visit the loo
don’t worry about the baby, she’s with you!
From spongy shocks to knobby wheels.
it hugs the curves like a race car deals.
It has a handle that switches from side to side.
No doubt about it, it’s is a stylish ride!
And when you want to take it apart,
you just click on the white circle and it comes in two parts!
The top is now a bassinet
that you can take to a dinnerette!
We go to the kitchen and the bedroom too
we even go outside for a patio view
I’m telling you this because it’s true,
there’s nothing the buggaboo can’t do!
The only thing that really sucks
Is that it costs 800 bucks.

Ode to my New Red Walking Shoes

Ode to my New Red Walking Shoes

I love these shoes, they are so great.
They’re really something to relate.
I love them, I love them, I really do.
They’re nifty and grippy and trippy too!
I’ve walked in them since the day I got ’em.
From ruby red top to big rubber bottom
My feet are happy and blister free.
I don’t have to wear socks, cause they’re not smelly!
They make me happy, they make me smile.
They’re going to Paris to walk the miles.
I’m not worried one bit about them clashing
‘Cause they have their own style, it’s really smashing.
I got them at zappos and you should too.
They come in all colors, even blue!
Every body should have happy feet
And walk to their own hippy beat.
It’s okay to look like Minnie!
With all this walking, we’re gonna be skinny!