Funny Fashion Friday

channeling Betty Draper

I call this the Betty Draper look purely based on the shoes. Bug isn’t a girly-girl but she will break out the heels from time to time and she will beg me to let her wear them to the grocery store. So far I haven’t given in. So, this is not a bad look. I have to admit that while Bug did pick out these clothes herself she was basing her fashion choices (except for the shoes) off of what I was wearing. I have a skirt just like this except A-line and without trim and I was wearing a watermelon colored tank top. She likes to be matchy matchy. But she gets complete credit for the shoes.

fake acting

Stop! She’s hearing a message from the 80’s and it says, “I’ve got a feeeeeeeeling! I should wear tap shoes and this ugly hand-me-down shirt from my cousin but please notice that my socks match my pants!”

tooth-brushing fashion criminal

Okay, this is where me trying to help her get dressed goes terribly bad. First she puts on these size 24-months pants because they match Toby’s cords. I tell her they are too small, she insists they fit just right. I try to roll them to look like Katie Holmes but it just isnt’ working. Then she wants to wear her new wool “camping socks”. I let her. She tops her pants with this really cute Bug shirt that Anna Bonkers gave her but it kinda makes her look like a boy with the cords and the green socks so I gently suggest the girly shoes and the pink Dora vest (a hand-me-down). She dons the sunglasses and announces she’s ready to go. I wave a white flag.

posing next to her tooth-brushing chart

I’ll take credit for this outfit. I picked out the shirt, the skirt and the shoes and socks. Thank you. I think she looks cute too. She added the purse and the headband. Maybe she is a girly-girl after all. But I will add here that this pose is entirely for you to notice that she has completed a whole week of brushing her teeth, every single day without missing one. A huge accomplishment in our house. The sad part of this outfit is that the skirt was meant for babies (it has a built in diaper cover) and the elastic has given out in the waist so she spent the whole day hiking up her pants so her lime green undies wouldn’t show. It’s being retired to the out-grown box.

Funny Fashion Friday

little hippie

I know it’s nothing new for kids to dress themselves in crazy combinations but I’ve been thinking I ought to document Bug’s more interesting outfits here for the grandparents and Bug fans.

Hippie Dippy Psychadelic Mushroom Outfit: teeny tanktop size 2 from Old Navy, nifty skirt my mom made her from flour sack fabric, stylin’ bandana shorts from Noirbettie. They are really cool, maybe not so much as bloomers though.

hula?

Urban Hippie (?) Another skirt sewed by my mom (she’s been awesome lately with the hand sewn things), Honey Bear shirt from a birthday party two years ago, some pink leggings that I coaxed her to wear instead of the red bell bottoms she chose originally and of course green sandals from See Kai Run.

flutter bug

Hiker Butterfly: cardboard fairy wings, hand-me-down shirt and shorts from Annalie and Duckie Tevas from Uncle Shawn and Auntie CC.

fashion forward

And yesterday’s outfit, what should I call it? Biker Chic? It’s not that bad really except for the red Hello Kitty socks and Sunday-go-to-meeting shoes. Which by preschooler standards are probably way hip and cool. She told me she was matching Pounce, the black and white cat. Shirt, shorts and socks are hand-me-downs. Shoes are from Target or somewhere. I’d also like to note my mad skills on French braiding. She’s getting better at staying still these days.

So what are you wearing? Anybody else wanna play along with a Funny Fashion Friday post?